Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for
women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't
really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they
always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they
always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get
really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't
learn from their mistakes and still try their luck
with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial
security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out
and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they
never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they
always dress beautifully.
۵. Although they always dress beautifully, their
clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old
rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when
you do, they don't believe you.