kids in school think quick

TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA         :    Here it is
TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America 
CLASS          :    Maria
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TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank
FRANK          :    Because of the sign
TEACHER     :    What sign
FRANK          :    The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor
JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables
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TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile
GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L
TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
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TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O
TEACHER    :    What are you talking about
DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't  have ten years ago
WINNIE        :    Me
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TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

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TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I
MILLIE    :    I is
TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am
MILLIE     :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
same time
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn't punish  him
LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand
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TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating
SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
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TEACHER      :   Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE           :    No, teacher, it's the same dog
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people  are no longer interested
HAROLD   :     A teacher