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Reach out in the early morning mist

As the day’s sun break the calmness of night .

And rise to the new day

Shake hands with the world and smile  , it’s great to be alive

آنزمان که آفتاب روز ،

آرامش شب را در هم میشکند ، در مه صبحگاهی بال بگشا

و روزی نو را به هماوردی فراخوان

حس تازه ای از بودن ، دست جهان را در دستهایت بفشر

و گل لبخند را بر لبانت بنشان

چه با شکوه است زنده بودن

Avril lavigne / falling down

If fears what makes us decide

Our future journey

Well I’m no along for a ride

Cause I’m still yearning

To try and touch the sun

My fingers burning

Before you’re old you are young

Yea I’m still learning

I’m falling down , try and stop me

It feels so good to hit the ground

You can watch me , fall right on my face

It’s an uphill human race

And I’m falling down

I’m standing out in the street

The earth is moving

I feel it under my feet

And I’m still proving

That I can stand my ground

And my feet aren’t there

Haven’t washed my hair

To be lost before you are found

Don’t mean you are loosing

Some day I’ll live in a house

Et cetra  … et cetra

But you know that’s not for now

And for now I’m falling down  down down

سقوط کردن

اگه این ترس است که موجب انتخاب های آینده مون میشه

پس نمیخواهم نقش مهمی تو این کار داشته باشم

چون هنوز آرزو دارم که سعی کنم و خورشید رو لمس کنم

انگشت هام میسوزند

قبل از اینکه پیر باشی ، جوونی

آره هنوز دارم یاد میگیرم

من دارم سقوط میکنم

سعی کن جلومو بگیری

خیلی احساس خوبی داره که با زمین برخورد کنی

میتونی منو تماشا کنی

دقیقا با صورت میخورم زمین

یه رقابت سخت برای انسان هاست

و من دارم سقوط میکنم

توی خیابان وامیستم

زمین داره حرکت میکنه

زیر پاهام این رو حس میکنم

و هنوز دارم ثابت میکنم که میتونم روی عقیده خودم بمونم

گم شدن قبل از پیدا شدن به معنی از بین رفتنت نیست

یه روزی من توی یه خونه ای زندگی میکردم

و ....و ......و .....................................

اما میدونی که این مربوط به الان نمیشه

من الان دارم سقوط میکنم

kids in school think quick

TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA         :    Here it is
TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America 
CLASS          :    Maria
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TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank
FRANK          :    Because of the sign
TEACHER     :    What sign
FRANK          :    The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor
JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables
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TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile
GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L
TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
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TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O
TEACHER    :    What are you talking about
DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't  have ten years ago
WINNIE        :    Me
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TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

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TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I
MILLIE    :    I is
TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am
MILLIE     :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
same time
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn't punish  him
LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand
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TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating
SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
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TEACHER      :   Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE           :    No, teacher, it's the same dog
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people  are no longer interested
HAROLD   :     A teacher