TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America
CLASS : Maria
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank
FRANK : Because of the sign
TEACHER : What sign
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD : H I J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE : Me
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I
MILLIE : I is
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
same time
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn't punish him
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested
HAROLD : A teacher
Sometimes we attend about routine but we should attend about ourselves
We are man but we don't think like to human
We think that we protect ourselves but we gonna miss it
We wanna improve our life but we ruin everything
We gonna institute freedom but we make WAR
U know What's the mean
<-LET'S MAKE L0/E->
My childhood was great!
Sometime i was in my dreams
People were more beautiful , everything changed
My opinion wasn't like now
Children like me were pure but now we stay in here
We scare about future but when we were a child we didn't think about fear
I think we lost our dreams , our faith and even ourselves
We lost everything for NOTHING
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
بامردی که در حا ل عبور بود برخورد کردم
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
اوو!! معذرت میخوام
He said, "Please excuse me too;
من هم معذرت میخوام
I wasn't watching for you."
دقت نکردم
We were very polite, this stranger and I.
ما خیلی مؤدب بودیم ، من واین غریبه
We went on our way saying good-bye.
خداحافظی کردیم وبه راهمان ادامه دادیم
But at home a difference is told,
اما در خانه چیزی متفا وت گفته میشه
how we treat our loved ones, young and old
با آنهایی که دوست داریم چطور رفتار میکنیم
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
کمی بعد آنروز، در حال پختن عصرانه
My son stood beside me very still.
پسرم خیلی آرام کنارم ایستا د
As I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
همینکه برگشتم به اوخوردم وتقریبا" انداختمش
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown .
بااخم گفتم : " اه !! ازسرراه برو کنار"
He walked away, his little heart broken.
قلب کوچکش شکست ورفت
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.
نفهمیدم که چقدر تند حرف زدم
While I lay awake in bed,
وقتی توی تختم بیدار بودم
God's still small voice came to me and said,
صدای آرام خدا در درونم گفت
"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
وقتی با یک غریبه برخورد میکنی ، آداب معمول را رعایت میکنی
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.
اما با بچه ای که دوست داری بد رفتار میکنی
Go and look on the kitchen floor,
برو به کف آشپزخانه نگاه کن
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
آنجا نزدیک در چند گل پیدا میکنی
Those are the flowers he brought for you.
آنها گلهایی هستند که او برایت آورده است
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue .
خودش آنها را چیده: صورتی و زرد و آبی
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
آرام ایستاده بود که سورپریزت بکنه
and you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."
وهرگز اشکایی که چشمای کوچیکشو پر کرده بود ندیدی
By this time, I felt very small,
در این لحظه احساس حقارت کردم
and now my tears began to fall .
واشکام سرازیرشدند
I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
آرام رفتم و کنار تختش زانو زدم
"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said. "
بیدار شو کوچولو ، بیدار شو
Are these the flowers you picked for me?"
اینا گل ها ین که تو برام چیدی؟
He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.
او خندید— اونارو کنار درخت پیدا کردم
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
ورشون داشتم چون مثل تو خوشگلن
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue ."
میدونستم دوستشون داری ، مخصوصا" آبیه رو
I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
گفتم پسرم واقعا" متاسفم ازرفتاری که امروز داشتم
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way ."
نمیبایست اونطور سرت داد بکشم
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
گفت :اشکالی نداره من به هر حال دوستت دارم مامان
I said, "Son, I love you too,
گفتم :من هم دوستت دارم پسرم
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
و گلهارو هم دوست دارم ، مخصوصا" آبیه رو